Figured a good way to start things off is with a show based in Minnesota.
This week, for the first time ever, Sunday Shockwave is in it's new 60 minute time slot! and they are coming to us from Otsego, Minnesota.
After a quick recap of past events (mostly involving Arya Divari. He's kind of pissed at Tony Denucci and Johnny Parks) Tony was talking to his wife on the phone. It had something to do with Johnny getting beat up a couple weeks ago and TV taping getting back on schedule. He was interrupted when DJ Draper walked in with John Johnson and Black Stallion. They were their to talk business. The pointed out that Randy Raynes beat Johnny Parks a couple week a ago (After Stallion and Johnson attacked him backstage.) Stallion says that because he is the champion, he should have some say in booking and that Raynes deserves a shot at Elite Champion Craven Knyte. Tony books the match.
After that Johnny is in his kitchen looking in a fridge. Aaron Corbin was there to talk to him. He wants something tonight and did everything Johnny asked him to do (not sure what. missed a few episodes.) Johnny had a great idea, a match with another returning wrestler tonight.
Stallion, and Johnson were walking down a hall giving Raynes a pep talk. They told him about his match tonight. He left to get his gear on and Stallion and Johnson entered a room. Denucci and Parks walked in and barricaded the door, trapping them inside.
Time for the in ring potion of the show.
"The Extreme Assassin" Craven Knyte (C) Defeated Randy "The Rain Maker" Raynes to retain the Elite Championship and continue his 18 month title reign. Through out the match Draper wondered where "you guys" were and was shouting instructions to Raynes. Late in the match Raynes tries to use the title but the ref took it away and Raynes walked right into a Knytes Out, allowing Knyte to get the pin.
A video for Udo punching trees was shown. He said he wanted to be champion and had a new goal. Didn't say what it was though
CHris Jordan Cut a promo on Aaron Corbin, who he will be facing later
Johnny was in the office looking a Cub Foods flyer and commenting on the bargins when Cody Rice walked and introduced himself. He wanted to prove himself in AWF and asked for a match. Parks said he was impressed by Rice's guts and would talk to him later.
Udo defeated Big Al with the Coconut Breaker. If you have never seen Big Al, he looks like he could be a fat brother of Jay and Mark Brisco.
Parks was in his office talking ont he phone when Sammy Savard walked in. Parks thought he wanted a another match against him. Savard said yes, when Parks is healed. Parks booked him in a match next week against Wildcat.
Damien defeated Cody Rice with the Chokeslam From Hell. Rice had a city councilman from Rice County in his corner, but I have no idea how to spell his last name. Rice needs to lose some weight and wear different trunks, because his white trunks make it look like he is wearing a diaper
"The Genuine Article" Chris Jordan defeated Aaron Corbin with a Top Rope Elbow Drop. Jordan had the former principal from a local school in his corner. During the match, they went to a commercial break. Since I was watching on YouTube, there was no commercial and instead they just said "And we're back" a few second later. Then they talked about stuff that happened during the "break"
Tony Denucci was in the office trying to think of someone he could call to help Parks out in his war against Draper's men. Whoever he called said he would help Parks and help him regain control of the company.
During the main event, there was a line that was hillarious.
Parks: The Crowd is going bat nuts crazy!
Draper: What about Bachmann?
For those who don't know, Michele Bachmann is a US Representative from Minnesota who has been known to say some....well...crazy stuff. (That is the most recent one as of this writing.) Minnesotans everywhere breathed a sign of relief when she said she wasn't seeking re-election this year. Unfortunately she said she wouldn't stay silent, so we get to look forward to more bat $#!t crazy stuff from her. yay.
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